I was sitting at a round table by the guy with a beard and a black hat
From the first glance of you, your hair caught my eye
Your hair was shaved in the back and on the top
Well, it was really neat
If I only knew your name, I would call you by it
But all I know to call you is Bus Boy... Chinese Bus Boy
I felt love inside for you and couldn't get you out of my mind
I saw you cleaning tables. We made eye contact
And I felt really weird inside
I would've looked longer, but I didn't want to be caught
If I only knew your name, I would call you by it
But all I know to call you is Bus Boy... Chinese Bus Boy
I'm paying this woman five dollars to give this note to you
Follow her to Dollar General where she works, and I'll meet you there
Please don't disappoint me, but follow secretly
I will tell you my name when I see you
If I only knew your name, I would call you by it
But all I know to call you is Bus Boy... Chinese Bus Boy
If I knew where Eminem was, I'd go for him
But I know where this Chinese Bus Boy is
Please don't be caught and make it obvious
I love you and want to be your girlfriend
If I only knew your name, I would call you by it
But all I know to call you is Bus Boy... Chinese Bus Boy
(This song was lovingly composed by DA and I on a road trip to Chicago, where we encountered a religious tract that included the plight of a young cult member and her secret love for a Chinese Bus Boy)
